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    August 16, 2016 by GrumpyNinja


    DO NOT claim credit for something that isn't yours. You may repost pastas here WITH PROPER CREDIT. Link back to the source or at least the creator's profile.

    You know who you are.

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    December 12, 2015 by GrumpyNinja

    Twitch Plays Pokemon recently inputted our last input for the Vietnamese Crystal intermission run. It left off on a blank text box, listening to a radio somewhere. Maybe Baba is still listening for us?

    Goodbye, Baba. Every moment we waited for you was worth it.

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    I've been lurking around this wiki for some time, and one thing that stands out to me is how unpolished a lot of the pastas are. Many have interesting concepts, but the general quality of the writing greatly diminishes how enjoyable it is. Here are some tips for making your Pokepastas the best they can be!

    Keep in mind that I am just a kid with a laptop and that I am not an authority on writing in any way. If you think I should add to this post or remove something, please suggest it in a comment. Thanks!

    • Use proper syntax (spelling, grammar, etc.)

    It's really unfortunate when you're in the middle of reading an awesome story when a blatant mistake yanks you out of it. Suspension of disbelief is always important, especially in a horror story, a…

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